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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @if-themoonsaballoon)</generator><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbllw3YWly1rgcwxzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51166308360</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51166308360</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 15:42:29 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/615472bd2770f2cfb7140b7f4721e29c/tumblr_mn6pecHfBq1r76yr7o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51054201263</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51054201263</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 02:20:52 -0400</pubDate><category>seinfeld</category></item><item><title>terrymckays:
Dita Von Teese performs Lazy at the Carzy Horse in...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b64ff1eadff7f1760c2b9e9abf9717b3/tumblr_mn3x7behgp1qhv81zo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2f421b09fa101507a4eb58aa554c2b2/tumblr_mn3x7behgp1qhv81zo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6bb436de19847f4f65b21139674111a1/tumblr_mn3x7behgp1qhv81zo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c45d9b2208e88381cf8aac84ed54baab/tumblr_mn3x7behgp1qhv81zo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06868a27ddbc4c3c9f0f66919b073f61/tumblr_mn3x7behgp1qhv81zo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ad0e45be99255221474a82dc4f29c4d8/tumblr_mn3x7behgp1qhv81zo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://terrymckays.tumblr.com/post/50998681607/dita-von-teese-performs-lazy-at-the-carzy-horse-in" target="_blank"&gt;terrymckays&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dita Von Teese performs &lt;em&gt;Lazy&lt;/em&gt; at the Carzy Horse in Paris (&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0NN2BahMrU" target="_blank"&gt;x&lt;/a&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51037238011</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51037238011</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:57:27 -0400</pubDate><category>dita von teese</category></item><item><title>"It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut."</title><description>“It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Shakespeare&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51035739495</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51035739495</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:39:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>infinitylooper:

Something to think about:
The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://infinitylooper.tumblr.com/post/49388902899/something-to-think-about-the-earth-is-4-6-billion" target="_blank"&gt;infinitylooper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Something to think about:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h5 class="uiStreamMessage userContentWrapper"&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody"&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;The Earth is 4.6 billion years old. Let’s scale that to 46 years.&lt;br/&gt; We have been here for 4 hours. Our industrial revolution began 1 minute ago.&lt;br/&gt; In that time, we have destroyed more than 50% of the world’s forests.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/h5&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="messageBody"&gt;&lt;span class="userContent"&gt;This isn’t sustainable.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51005946160</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/51005946160</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 15:13:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"Poor countries sell their grain to the West while their children starve in their arms and the west..."</title><description>“Poor countries sell their grain to the West while their children starve in their arms and the west feed it to the animals so they can eat a steak. Am I the only one who sees this as a crime? Every morsel of meat we eat is slapping the tear-stained face of a starving child. When I look into her eyes, should I be silent? The earth can produce enough food for everyone’s needs, but not enough for everyone’s greed.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://youtu.be/uQCe4qEexjc" target="_blank"&gt;Philip Wollen&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hazal.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;hazal&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50942323473</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50942323473</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 19:03:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwym4dbJAV1qahv71o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50921972585</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50921972585</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:34:23 -0400</pubDate><category>osho</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcd6bng7eR1qzzyu4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50920093674</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50920093674</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 14:03:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I fell for you fast
Straight into the pavement
I didn’t even have time to wipe my bloody lip before..."</title><description>“I fell for you fast&lt;br/&gt;
Straight into the pavement&lt;br/&gt;
I didn’t even have time to wipe my bloody lip before I was speaking words of “I love you””</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50876280243</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50876280243</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 22:36:41 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md4eniufAt1rinwlbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50739922910</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50739922910</guid><pubDate>Sat, 18 May 2013 13:02:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b66c401de25f02ac484f38a807c7f513/tumblr_mmy9579RIv1s8asgxo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50703440269</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50703440269</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:53:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6ombgcRWA1r3z0qzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50703215215</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50703215215</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:50:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>oyveyzqueer:

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbre...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf8944c67ee5ffae123538556f511380/tumblr_mj8c7st55G1qdlh1io1_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oyveyzqueer.tumblr.com/post/49782212356/steve-spaghetti-renirabbit-pizzalecki" target="_blank"&gt;oyveyzqueer&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steve-spaghetti.tumblr.com/post/49754152705/renirabbit-pizzalecki-pkmnbreederbrianna" target="_blank"&gt;steve-spaghetti&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://renirabbit.tumblr.com/post/49737045028/pizzalecki-pkmnbreederbrianna-togamijail" target="_blank"&gt;renirabbit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pizzalecki.tumblr.com/post/49709774646/pkmnbreederbrianna-togamijail-chandra75" target="_blank"&gt;pizzalecki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pkmnbreederbrianna.tumblr.com/post/49706298557/togamijail-chandra75" target="_blank"&gt;pkmnbreederbrianna&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://togamijail.tumblr.com/post/45416419457/chandra75-im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace" target="_blank"&gt;togamijail&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chandra75.tumblr.com/post/45356397958/im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace" target="_blank"&gt;chandra75&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace.tumblr.com/post/44760795193/cheetah-licks-photographer" target="_blank"&gt;im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://socially-awkward-supervillian.tumblr.com/post/44736134479/cheetah-licks-photographer" target="_blank"&gt;socially-awkward-supervillian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;jesus that is good to know.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;So what’d they do? &lt;br/&gt;They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!&lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i.huffpost.com/gen/987351/thumbs/r-DOGS-CHEETAHS-large570.jpg?6"/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://images.mnn.com/sites/default/files/editorial/cheetah_main.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://dogblog.dogstuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Dog-and-cheetah.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this post just got so much better&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;can i be a service human for a nervous cheetah&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50703211156</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50703211156</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:49:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"I used to be gold. First prize
collarbones, atomic number
79.

I think of our bodies..."</title><description>“&lt;p&gt;I used to be gold. First prize&lt;br/&gt;
collarbones, atomic number&lt;br/&gt;
79.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I think of our bodies unhinging.&lt;br/&gt;
Dismantling a masterpiece we&lt;br/&gt;
worked so hard to build with&lt;br/&gt;
creased hands. A workshop of&lt;br/&gt;
cracking spines to straighten out&lt;br/&gt;
the way we would slouch.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Maintenance was: drilling openings &lt;br/&gt;
inside each others joints, stitching &lt;br/&gt;
ligaments, embroidering our hopes &lt;br/&gt;
beneath surfaces in cryptic codes&lt;br/&gt;
unseen.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I arrived I was sun. Already&lt;br/&gt;
sweltering inside your pores, &lt;br/&gt;
glazing skin in honey residue.&lt;br/&gt;
My promises rinsed over in drizzling &lt;br/&gt;
rain, marinating your bones, flooding,&lt;br/&gt;
breaking into the current network&lt;br/&gt;
of your nerves.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Often, all I have are promises.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;It starts with a loud rumbling noise&lt;br/&gt;
from the inside out, a vicious clap of&lt;br/&gt;
thunder rendering breathing patterns&lt;br/&gt;
defenceless. An expansion of pressure&lt;br/&gt;
that is too close for comfort.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;
When I think of slipped disks,&lt;br/&gt;
they remind me of those stepping stones&lt;br/&gt;
we crossed towards the Colosseum &lt;br/&gt;
we had in our minds.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;We hung expectations from our shoulders.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Self depreciation is a gale force wind&lt;br/&gt;
who knocks once, twice, strikes fragility&lt;br/&gt;
down with her fury—ungluing the grip&lt;br/&gt;
beneath my feet, begging that I get familiar&lt;br/&gt;
with my knees.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;She says, “&lt;i&gt;You’re going to have to look at&lt;br/&gt;
them up close if you want to learn how to assess damage.&lt;/i&gt;”&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;When I unzipped my ribcage I saw those&lt;br/&gt;
impressions that you’d left on my heart,&lt;br/&gt;
ransacked awareness told me &lt;i&gt;you’d been&lt;br/&gt;
here,&lt;/i&gt; moulding yourself between my&lt;br/&gt;
ventricles.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Last night I set a fire, &lt;br/&gt;
and watched as it burn the end &lt;br/&gt;
of the rope that I’d been holding &lt;br/&gt;
to keep you &lt;br/&gt;
close.&lt;/p&gt;”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://peu-vulpse.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Lauren Flynn&lt;/a&gt;, “I used to be gold.”   (via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mermaidporn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;mermaidporn&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50702954886</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50702954886</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 23:46:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63d3f09606fcc547fe57f4a3bec24651/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2534ec6dd1e645c63d60d9868e65d2e/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fc824be80d0da2adcdf6957dfde6f2ee/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1dbf8236d79b6e53704441993cee9e0/tumblr_mmlcv77D3h1qb9pa3o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50379943578</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50379943578</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 20:08:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack..."</title><description>“You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Unknown&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50348012346</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50348012346</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 12:20:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>everybodywantstobefoud:

Sweden &amp; Faroe Islands
Marianna...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c223376bf50995ae4ad548d6fe85296/tumblr_mjp7n1Lvno1qep20ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://everybodywantstobefoud.tumblr.com/post/45412484759/sweden-faroe-islands-marianna-mourkoure-maria" target="_blank"&gt;everybodywantstobefoud&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sweden &amp; Faroe Islands&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Marianna Mourkoure &amp; Maria Arnell&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50347621505</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50347621505</guid><pubDate>Mon, 13 May 2013 12:12:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>velvetloom:

A pilgrim carries his blind mother to every major...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c8933c241821af841cb56e84fec3fdb/tumblr_mliquhJtel1qdhyuzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://velvetloom.tumblr.com/post/48376804460/a-pilgrim-carries-his-blind-mother-to-every-major" target="_blank"&gt;velvetloom&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;h2 id="image-title"&gt;A pilgrim carries his blind mother to every major Hindu site in India&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;most beautiful image ive seen all day&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50073784890</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50073784890</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 02:13:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dba667574997a03e51c874eb0005d602/tumblr_mmb7ez4Ee41r8hg1ho1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50038196409</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50038196409</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:36:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>10000bc:

since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://10000bc.tumblr.com/post/50014007432/since-abercrombie-an-fitch-destroys-its-unsold" target="_blank"&gt;10000bc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have to homeless shelters so you can simultaneously piss off a shitty company and help those in need&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50038072327</link><guid>http://if-themoonsaballoon.tumblr.com/post/50038072327</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 May 2013 17:34:48 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
